Fifth child reported missing! Get off your ass Chief Thorkell!

A fifth child is missing from Peoria. Honestly, five missing kids is not all that unusual. But all from the same Peoria neighborhood? The last parent has a bit of a coke problem (according to sources) which explains why it wasn't reported. But who cares, as long as every available officer is hard at work on the McMahon missing person case. All hail the Great Yellow God!